For you, My Best Friend

Keeper of my Dreams

Special Someone

Power of a Friend

By Your Side

My Precious Friend

All Friends are Not Forever

The Gift of Knowing You

A Friend Whos Always There

The Sort of Friend

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Don't kiss me darling
I want you to hear the things I say
I loved you in my way
But you know I'm gonna leave you

The clock was always ticking
And your heart,
Yes I know your heart
It's always on the run

I hate what I've become
But I'm still gonna leave you
And I don't think you should stay for the night
Baby you know that my flesh is weak
You know I simply cannot sleep without you
My heart has simply nowhere to go
(Nowhere to go)
(Nowhere to go)

Nothing to hold
Those tears you're crying
Time and time again you take me back in baby
You don't have to make it plain
This is not real love

Look at us dancing baby
Let's dance and show them all
(Dance and show them all)
How close we are
The lies have worked so far
So we go on deceiving

But darling don't you know the time
Baby, look at yourself, holding back the tide
Like you've got something else up your sleeve
That's why I've got to leave

And I don't think you should stay here tonight
(Baby you know that my flesh is weak, you know)
I simply I cannot sleep without you
But someday I'll have nothing to show
(Nothing to show)
(Nothing to show)
I've nothing to hold

Oh, baby, crying All those simple things that won't come again
Oh do I have to make it plain
This is not real love

And I said this is not real love
Real love
Baby it don't glisten and shine the way it used to

This is not real love (real love)
Baby think of all the promises I made on the day that I seduced you
Baby don't wait for me like some angel of tragedy
(You ain't missing me no more)
(You ain't kissing me no more)
I have to set you free
Darling you should be long gone, oh long gone by now
You should be with someone, someone

Glisten and shine
You promised me

You've gotta face it woman, ain't ever gonna change me

Where will I go, what do I know
About life without you
You promised me you'd never leave me, no
This is not real love

 

 

 

تفاوت هاي زن و مرد !

سالگرد ازدواج

1) زن: عزیزم امید وارم همیشه عاشق بمانیم وشمع زندگیمان نورانی باشد.
2) مرد: عزیزم کی نوبت کیک می شه؟

روز زن

1)زن: عزیزم مهم نیست هیچ هدیه ای برام نخریدی یک بوس کافیه
2)مرد: خوشحالم تو رو انتخاب کردم آشپزی تو عالیه عزیزم (شام چی داریم؟)

روز مرد

1) زن: وای عزیزم اصلا قابلتو نداره کاش می تونستم هدیه بهتری بگیرم.
2) مرد: حالا اشکال نداره عزیزم، سال دیگه جبران می کنی (چه بوی غذایی میاد)

40 روز بعد از تولد بچه

1) زن: وای مامانی بازم گرسنه هستی؟ (عزیزم شیر خشک بچه رو ندیدی؟)
2)مرد: با دهان پر(نه عزیزم ندیدم، راستی عزیزم شیر خشک چقدر خوشمزه است؟)

40 سال بعد

1)زن: عزیزم شمع زندگیمون داره بی فروغ میشه ما پیر شدیم
2)مرد: یعنی دیگه کیک نخوریم ؟

2 ثانیه قبل از مرگ

1) زن: عزیزم همیشه دوستت داشتم
2) مرد: گشنمه

وصیت نامه

1) زن: کاش مجال بیشتری بود تا درمیان عزیزانم می بودم و نثارشان می کردم تمام زندگی ام را!!
2) مرد: شب هفتم قرمه سبزی بدید!

اون دنیا

1)زن : خطاب به فرشته ی مسئول: خواهش می کنم ما را از هم جدا نکنید، نه... نه... عزیزم... خدایا به خاطر من...
(و سر انجام موافقت می شه مرد از جهنم بره بهشت)
2)مرد: خطاب به دربان جهنم: حالا توی بهشت شام چی میدن

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